The laptop lives on!

Well the laptop malfunction continues! Now the return button has finally died making life difficult and frustrating to say the least. The day has come to replace the laptop. Wait! A colleague has come up with a cunning plan ........ just plug in another keyboard! We find one but it will only go in the PS2 port which already has a mouse in it!! Because the laptop mouse is broken. Never fear we put the keyboard in the PS2 port and find a mouse that will fit in the USB port!!! Hurrah a fully functioning laptop!!! Well with lots of bits plugged into it I need a van to transport it home!!! So be it. At least this laptop is not going to laptop heaven and will live to fight another day.