At 7.30am today a slug and a snail were found to have breached the purple sprouting broccoli defences. They scaled a 9inch wall, traversed a straw moat and ignored the organic slug pellets to reach the green vegetables. I arrived just in time, as they were just about to start munching on my greens!
I did not kill them. I never do. I simply send them on a carbon emission free flight into next doors garden which can only be described as a jungle but is the most popular holiday destination for all my garden intruders.
Vive la broccoli!
